Though once a popular means of shooing away crows' feet, facial scarecrows often irritate their hosts with hay fever and incessant demands for brains. Keep your cranial contents all to yourself with today's Groupon: for $129, you get 15 units of Botox at Shaft San Diego (a $300 value).
Shaft San Diego's licensed medical professionals unfurrow frown lines and facial folds with Botox. A series of strategically placed injections relax eyebrow muscles by blocking nerve impulses and sweetly humming the theme from The Lion King, significantly reducing the appearance and formation of moderate-to-severe wrinkles with no downtime. Within a matter of days, patients may notice significantly smoother skin between and around their brows, creating a youthful sheen that graces the visage for up to four months. Though the muscle activity of targeted facial muscles is slightly reduced, the procedure does not radically alter patients' facial expressions, allowing for appropriate amounts of joy for baby showers and socially acceptable levels of shock for baby monsoons.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.
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The Groupon Guide to: Day Trips
With the summer giving children a brief respite from fractions to enjoy their carefree existence, parents are looking for various day trips to entertain their vacationing kids. Here are some local excursions that are sure to delight:
- Giant-Foam-Block Imaginasium
- Municipal ball pit
- Donald MacKay's Reptile Bunker … now featuring: safety
- The Beanbag Chair Factory
- Roadside attraction featuring region's grossest cow
- Grandma's apartment
- That old jail from the Civil War, I think?
- The Electronic-Arts Book-Ignoring Mobile
- Resting place of the original Mickey Mouse
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