Among organs, skin is the most likely to be tattooed and the least likely to be harvested while a person is relaxing in a bathtub filled with ice. Reap the benefits of a properly-pampered organ with today's Groupon: for $199, you get a fractionated CO2 laser skin-resurfacing treatment for one area (around the mouth and chin, upper and lower eyelids, or the backs of both hands) (a $1,200 value), post-laser ointment (a $50 value), and a complimentary skin consultation at Spirit Lift Cosmetic Plastic Surgery in Chula Vista (a $1,250 total value).
At Spirit Lift Cosmetic Plastic Surgery, a cadre of cosmetic doctors turns back the clocks on weary skin with the help of surgical and nonsurgical procedures. Fractionated CO2 laser skin resurfacing pulses light rays onto damaged skin, banishing blemishes and boosting luster like traditional lasers without excessive harm to the top layer of skin. A consultation with a doctor determines which area to youthify: worn hands can take on the character of baby's cheeks, mouth and chin areas can doff deep parentheses, or eyelids can flutter freely once relieved of crow's feet. Beyond shrinking wrinkles, the treatment helps ameliorate freckles, sun damage, and other off-color blemishes, while also diminishing scars from acne or woodpecker wounds. The half-hour treatment requires 5–7 days of recovery, during which patients should stay out of the sun and make good use of the post-laser ointment to pave the way for a long-lasting, age-obfuscating façade.
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The Groupon Guide to: White House Secrets
The White House is one of the few residences of heads of state that is open to the public. However, in addition to accommodations that anyone can visit, such as the Lincoln Bedroom and the above-ground pool, the White House contains many secret rooms. Here's a look at some of the most sensitive:
The Sub-Basement: This contains not only a bomb shelter, a swarm-of-bees shelter, and a titanium helmet that stops psychics from reading the president's mind, but also the nation's priceless archive of Fleer's complete 1994 holofoil baseball-card set and a kidnapped army of George Washington's descendants.
The Secret Passageways: Many rooms of the White House include hidden tunnels, such as the passageway under the president's desk that links the Oval Office to Six Flags America in Maryland. These passageways are decorated with historical artifacts, including the original draft of the Constitution, which made holding hands in public a capital offense.
The Experimental Kitchen: Located beneath the public kitchen, this is where White House chefs keep the chickens that hatch fully cooked.
The Hidden Fane: To help him make decisions, the president deliberates in this secret shrine that houses the bones of every former president, including those who are still alive. During the week that the president spends silently meditating in their presence, he is replaced by a hologram. That is why it is common to poke the president upon meeting him.
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