The call of the wild is like a call from an elderly grandparent: though you can’t quite make out what’s being said, you feel better about yourself when you answer. Pick up nature's phone with today's Groupon to Stagecoach Trails RV Park and Resort in Julian. Choose from the following options:
- For $12, you get one night of camping (a $24 value)
- For $20, you get two nights of camping (a $48 value)
- For $16, you get one night of RV camping (a $32 value)
- For $29, you get two nights of RV camping (a $64 value)
Located 16 miles southeast of the historical Julian town center in the high Anza Borrego, Stagecoach Trails RV Park and Resort submerges campers in a Western-themed frontier of activities and amenities. Hire a World's Strongest Man competitor to pull your RV with his teeth into one of 200 large full hook-up sites or pitch a temporary abode in the pristine tent area, all watched over by full-time onsite management. Outdoorsy adventures abound inside the park, with more than 40 horse corrals, nature trails for hiking and riding, and a horseshoe pit available when the horses aren't bowling. After an adventurous or decidedly lazy day, campers can relax in the shaded picnic shelter or by the pool, upgraded in 2010 with a fiberglass surface and corner gazebo. Creature comforts are also nicely represented, with a full laundry facility, general store, and WiFi.
Outside the campsite proper, the 600,000 acres of Anza Borrego Desert State Park and a plethora of nearby attractions await the prospecting recreationalist, offering golf, off roading for Jeeps, and off rodeos for 4x4 horses.
While this Groupon is good for four individuals, extra guests can join for $5 per person.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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