Of all the black arts, dry cleaning is the most practical, securing clean garments by entrapping persistent rugby stains within the paintings of the Dutch Masters. Give signs of spoilage their just desserts with today's Groupon: for $9, you get $20 worth of dry cleaning and laundry services at The Cleaners Club. This Groupon is valid at the Encinitas or San Diego locations.
For 25 years, The Cleaners Club has provided professional dry cleaning and laundry service with impeccable customer service. A partner of large corporations such as Ralphs and Vons, The Cleaners Club can clean dress shirts ($1.45–2.95), sports jackets ($4.95), comforters ($20–$30), and dresses ($5.95) but cannot attend to the baroque cleaning instructions of ermine capes that may never touch the ground. All garments go through a rigorous process that includes button and ornament protection, stain removal, cleaning, hand finishing and pressing, inspection, and packaging. Leathers and furs are sent offsite to a trusted specialist, and delicate items such as wedding gowns, rugs, and curtains are specially treated in a patented kitten-tongue buffer. Drop off your water- and fire-damaged clothes for an ozone treatment that removes smoky scents, or seek repairs and alterations from the in-house, full-time tailor with more than 35 years of training. The Cleaners Club uses only environmentally friendly, non-toxic hydrocarbon solvents, unlike many dry cleaners still employing low-pH eye-of-newt-based solvents.
Groupon Says
Rhyming History
In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. Like all great historic figures, he organized his adventures so that they would rhyme, thus making them more memorable to future generations. Here's a look at other rhyming historic moments:
- On the universe's second day, God sneezed out the Milky Way.
- In 399 BCE, Socrates drank hemlock tea.
- In 1351, bubonic plague killed everyone.
- In 1988, Die Hard made the summer great.
- In 2017, man enslaved by Coke machines.
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