Keyboards are the most relaxed piece of office equipment, receiving 40 hours of finger-tapped massages each week. Give your limbs one hour of bliss with today's Groupon: for $49, you get either a one-hour luxury facial (a $105 value) or a one-hour indulgence massage (a $100 value) at Vibrant Life Day Spa in Poway.
The tension melters of Vibrant Life Day Spa relax and beautify with a bursting quiver of luxurious treatments that harness medical-grade products from PCA. Much like a baked potato and unlike the truncated industry standard, the indulgence massage takes a full 60 minutes and comes with a buttery-citrus-shea foot treatment. This much-needed kneading is customized to each individual soul sack, employing a results-oriented mix of techniques. Furnished with hot towels, hot or cold compresses for aching muscles, and house-blended aromatherapy lotions, the California-licensed and nationally certified therapists boast a utility belt of soothing solutions. Licensed aestheticians perform facials, bringing expertise to bear in a personalized, comfort-catering luxury treatment. This option takes the essential treatment's multifaceted diamond of deep cleansing, exfoliation, and décolletage-facial massage and sets it in a queenly scepter of pervasive pampering.
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The Groupon Guide to: Keeping Clean
Since 1998, when scientists proved that dirt could penetrate people's skin and make them evil, cleanliness has been a medical and moral priority for most people. Here's a guide to keeping clean:
- Look at Soap: Because soap is just a placebo, looking at it is just as effective as using it.
- Make Your Own Water: "Water is good for cleaning"—yes, this is just an old wives' tale, but unlike other old wives' tales, this one is true. Don't waste money on the store-bought stuff, though. You can purchase hydrogen and oxygen in bulk and then make your own water by placing the two elements in a sealed shoebox overnight.
- Bathe Once a Month, Every Month: No taking July off just because you didn't break a sweat eating those firecrackers. Simply fill a bathtub with your homemade water and soak in it until your skin prunes, then swells, then hardens like coral, and then returns to normal.
- Keep Clean Inside and Out: Your internal organs can get gummed up by waxy buildup, toxins, and eggs left behind by the dozens of spiders you accidentally swallow every day. Restore cleanliness to your insides with a daily dose of the most powerful cleaner known to man: a sunny disposition. Also, drink a gallon of mouthwash every Friday.
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