Taking a guided city tour, much like rummaging through a spouse's dresser or tugging at a cop's beard, can reveal surprises you didn't expect. Uncover the facts with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a two-hour La Jolla tour segway tour from We Love Tourists (a $150 value).
We Love Tourists saddles sightseers on a herd of segways to glide along chaperoned explorations of La Jolla's coastal views. A humorous guide with inside knowledge of the area trains a pack of no more than four explorers in the basic techniques needed to balance, steer, and hotwire their gyroscopic ride before embarking. The La Jolla tour ushers adventurers to a few of the seaside resort's most stunning surf spots and beaches, along with jaunts across La Jolla Cove, bustling shopping areas, and parks where segways can play with penny farthings and other two-wheeled pets. Tours run throughout the day, with the earliest tour beginning at 6:30 a.m., and all riders are provided with helmets that they must wear for the duration of the tour. All participants should be able to stand comfortably for at least two hours. Reservations are recommended two-three weeks in advance.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to School Supplies
School-supply-purchasing season is here, and that can only mean one thing: back-to-school season. Here's this year's mandatory school-supply list, straight from the president's desk:
- Peach-colored crayon
- Letter opener
- Grappling calculator
- Blood-test centrifuge
- Blu-ray copy of the hit 1996 film Eraser
- Enough gum for the entire class
- $60 pair of jeans that everyone else will have
- According to Gym–brand gym shoes
- Dossier of local bullies and their allergies
- Glue
- Paste
- Dilbert-themed folder that says "School is like an office for children" on the cover
- Updated textbook that finally has information about the Second World War
- Anatomically correct hand for making hand turkeys
- No. 2 pencils FOR A #1 KID!
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