While a chartered yacht is a comfortable way to tour the seas, it can only navigate city streets with the help of hundreds of unhappy pack goats. Tour San Diego in terra firma style and comfort with today's choice of deals to Where You Want to Be Tours in Coronado and San Diego. Choose between the following options:
- For $22, you get a walking scavenger-hunt adventure (a $60 value).
- For $30, you get a local biking-tour adventure (a $62 value).
Where You Want to Be Tours caters to locals and tourists looking to explore San Diego's offbeat locales, following tour guides or scavenger-hunting clues to find the city's best-kept secrets. In the Rent a Local biking tour, a knowledgeable city-dweller leads followers through secret beaches and off-beat neighborhoods in a two-and-a-half-to-three-hour journey of discovery that ends after guides have been rewound and pushed through a mail slot. Each city-traversing excursion includes a bike rental, helmet, and bottled water.
Opt for the scavenger-hunt adventure to traverse San Diego's downtown in teams of eight, strolling through rooftop lounges and scrambling over the forms of loafing team members. In the approximately two-hour-and-45-minute tour, scavengers will saunter 1.5–2 miles, learn all the names of well-known San Diego clouds, and work together to quickly perform specified tasks. Hunts are offered most Saturdays between 3 p.m. and 6 p.m. in downtown or Old Town.
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The Groupon Guide to: Treating Allergies
The number of people suffering from allergies continues to expand rapidly as our coddled immune systems grow ever more slothful in the wake of designer medications that convert germs and viruses into useful additional body hair. Protect yourself from nonparasitic antigens with these tips:
Know Your Enemy: Common allergic reactions include runny nose, itchy eyes, and mild anxiety about your future. If you experience any of those symptoms, you are allergic to all of the following: cat hair, dander, the feelings of others, peanuts, magic tricks, outdated maps, and sunshine. You might also be allergic to glass shards, but you won't know until you eat some.
Self-Medicate: Just as the only way to cure a snakebite is to bite the snake back (its blood is immune to the poison), you can rid yourself of your allergies through prolonged exposure. For instance, if you're allergic to cats, fill an empty swimming pool with strays and then live in a tent at the bottom for a week.
Curing the World: More Americans are killed by bee stings each year than die in every other way combined, but you can put an end to bee allergies by putting an end to bees. It would be impossible to wipe out every bee using force, but you can spit at every beehive you see—the bees will register your contempt and will eventually die of sadness.
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