Without a back, you'd never know which way was forward, making dramatic exits confusing and awkward. Reward your back for not being up front with today's Groupon: for $49, you get for a consultation ($50), detailed exam ($100), and two chiropractic treatments ($120) at Bay Chiropractic, a $270 total value. Three comfortable and accommodating locations in San Francisco, Palo Alto, and Oakland show that backs far and wide can be treated with love, respect, and warm doctor-hands.
Drs. Vitaly and Maria Mozeson lead Bay's accomplished staff of back devotees in expertly diagnosing and healing the spine and its surrounding musculature. A patient who enters a Bay Chiropractic office will first receive a consultation so that the chiropractor understands his or her medical history and present ailments. Then the doctor will observe reflexes and mobility through simple neurological and physical tests during a complete examination. This better understanding of the back at hand helps determine the best course of treatment.
Treatment options include spinal adjustments, physical therapy sessions, or soft-tissue therapies (depending on the nature of the client's condition). Today's Groupon treats your backbone to two full treatments on its path to stability, effortless mobility, and seeing over the steering wheel. The first session can be scheduled immediately following the consult and exam.
Groupon Says
Crick, Crack, Whoah.
The human body is a virtual symphony of interesting noises, especially when we move, sleep, or try to seem cool long enough to kiss someone without our stomach gurgling. But the noisiest parts of the body are definitely the spine and joints, as proven by the thriving skeleton xylophone industry. If your connecty-parts feel as rickety as grandfather's homemade bicycle, you might want to write the noises down and inform your chiropractor. Here are some common ones:
- Pawp: Common causes include muscle strain, hockey elbow, winter. Possible remedies include warm sponging, watching a spooky movie, blowing on it.
- Kersnick: Common causes include old college football injury, blood-draining hummingbird bites, allergic reaction to homemade salve. Possible remedies include vigorous massaging, room-temperature compress, mandrake root.
- Cleck: Common causes include curse placed by childhood chess rival, Avatar fatigue, and getting beaten up. Possible remedies include syringe full of oxygen, cosmetic amputation, and Stargating.
- Vorp: In the event of a "vorp," immediately consult your nearest coffin salesman. He'll probably know first aid.
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