Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,749, you get a complete Invisalign treatment package at Accu Dental, valid at locations in Santa Clara, San Jose, Watsonville, Sunnyvale, and Salinas (a $6,750 value). The treatment package includes the following:
- An initial consultation
- Photos and impressions
- Communication with Invisalign lab
- A complete series of custom aligners
- Regular visits for the duration of the treatment
- Chair-side procedures, such as IPR and attachments, needed to achieve the straightening goals
Named a Premier Preferred Invisalign provider in 2011, Suman Kumar D.D.S. has successfully sorted out hundreds of staggered smiles with clear Invisalign aligners and assistance from her friendly and knowledgeable staff. Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial 30-minute exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. View some Invisalign FAQs here.
Roughly two aligners are used per month, and depending on the client's teeth, they will be worn during a period 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw.
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The Groupon Guide to: Field Trips
Teachers are always trying to think of fun, educational trips that will entertain a class but not give the students the opportunity to set anything on fire. Here's a list of field trips guaranteed to please:
• History museum
• Art museum (not contemporary)
• Planetarium of Parent-Approved Planets
• Museum of Glove History
• Historical reenactment of the Watergate scandal
• Play starring honest, visible puppeteers
• Play starring young-looking actors dressed up as diseases
• A greenhouse where everyone gets to plant a seed that looks like them
• House of a man who lost a toe doing something he shouldn't have been doing (man gives speech on his porch)
• Vegetable zoo
• State senator's vacation boat
• Day of volunteering at a soup restaurant, helping the restaurant make even more money off of soup
• State park that allows children in the gift shop
• Fish hatchery (if real)
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