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Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs and lack of ESPN. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $45, you get a one-hour massage (a $90 value) at Rincon Chiropractic Massage & Acupuncture, conveniently located downtown on Howard Street.
Rincon provides a variety of pain-relieving services in a soothing, detail-oriented environment. Indulge in the soul-tuning luxury of an hour-long massage, performed by the 10,000 hands of a licensed massage therapist. The massage will target soreness and tension like a robotic submarine vessel probing for lost shipwrecks. Discuss your problem areas with one of the skilled therapists, and they'll set to work returning a sunshiny feeling to your body non-intravenously through targeted techniques that specifically address the needs of your stressed-out soul sack.
The warm and welcoming atmosphere at Rincon feels as un-medicinal as a doctor's office in a sewer, while still being staffed by experts in their respective fields. From the whitewashed walls and hardwood floors to the abundance of potted plants, the décor screams of cool air and relaxation. Wander in for your appointment, and leave considerably less stressed than the time your unsupervised pet frog had to dodge trucks and cars on the highway in order to return to the pad.
New clients only. The value of this Groupon can also be applied toward any non-insurance service.
Reviews
Yelpers give Rincon Chiropractic Massage & Acupuncture an average of 4.5 stars:
- I feel like a different person - a nearly aligned one. – Jill D.
- You should totally go here! – jessica d.
- I can feel the difference when I walk out the door - and, more importantly, it lasts. – tektite d.
Groupon Says
Spineless Animals
The spine is the key feature of the human skeletal system, but 95% of animals on earth are invertebrates. Here are some key facts about some spineless animals:
Octopi: These underwater dwellers are pure evil and must never be allowed to learn of the existence of humans. Octopi's skin, like the skin of most invertebrates, glows red with fire when the anger center of the brain becomes activated, and octopus anger is the leading cause of death in whales. The main job of the U.S. Navy is to control the violent octopi and ensure that they stay satisfied with their vast underwater cities and do not attempt to overtake Baltimore.
Coral: These tiny plants are plants, not animals. They are plants, just like trees or vegetables or birds. Coral are plants—don't believe me? Just take a look at one. The proof is in the pudding. Coral is a spineless plant notable for its adorable desire to be an animal.
Spiders: Don't make these creepy-crawlies sad or they'll grow to hundreds of times their normal size and start crying all in your face, which is both sad and horribly terrifying.
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