The body is a temple that must be maintained and respected, not converted into a terrifying shrine of Twinkie-worship. Respect your divine confines with today's Groupon: for $40, you get four fitness-boot-camp classes at Sky Frog Studios in Corte Madera (a $120 value). Boot-camp classes meet twice weekly—on Saturday from 8:30 a.m. to 10 a.m., and Saturday from 10:30 a.m. to noon, with additional classes added based on demand.
Sky Frog's experienced strength-smiths flit across the polished wood of the studio's digs, forging muscled paragons of well-being. Pilates, yoga, and cardiovascular exercise are blended across four boot-camp classes, which cull the benefits of each form to burn calories more efficiently than archaic exercises such as aerobic toothbrushing. The intimate classes never exceed 12 students, promoting the performance of elegantly muscled sonatas with maximum input from Sky Frog’s knowledgeable instructors. Build the strength necessary for competitive gesticulation in the hospitable studio, which welcomes students of all levels of athleticism, experience, and krumping ability.
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The Groupon Guide to: Savings
Though the Federal Reserve anticipates that by late next year our current monetary system will be replaced by bartering goods for animal pelts, it’s important nonetheless to save money. Here are some tips for setting aside some cash:
- When cashing a check, immediately place 10% in a savings account by cutting the check into 10 equal pieces and instructing the teller to deposit only one strip. Remember to endorse all 10 pieces—if you fail to do so, the bank keeps the entire amount.
- Keep cash under your mattress. The oils produced by the human body will eventually seep through the bed and wash away the green dye, allowing you to sell the untarnished rectangles as high-quality bookmarks.
- Start a swear jar, a container that you swear you will put some money into.
- Hire a responsible robber to mug you and put your cash and old receipts into a money-market account.
- Turn it into a game. For every $100 you save, yell "Jenga!"
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