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Lasers have changed the carpentry landscape, allowing craftsmen to make more aesthetically pleasing children's alphabet blocks. Today's Groupon applies laser technology to the human body. For $125, new clients get three laser hair-removal sessions for one body region at A Youthful Reflection. Three highly safe, FDA-approved treatments provide a more aerodynamic surface that makes getting in and out of clothing 78% more efficient.
Laser light is a quick, painless, and effective method for removing unwanted hair. Expert technicians at A Youthful Reflection use a long-pulse, high-energy laser that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair. Unlike rogue lasers, these friendly beams are easy, comfortable, and faster than other hair-removal methods. Customers are invited to choose one area for lazing, including the chin ($50 per treatment), sideburns ($50), front of the neck ($100), back of the neck ($100), underarms ($70), hands ($75), naval ($75), bikini line ($100), feet ($75), full faces ($140), men's beards ($140), women's beardettes, ladies' forearms ($150), and shoulders ($175). Once you've chosen a body region, you must use all three treatments for that area.
Depending on degree of hairiness, many clients need between six and ten treatments to permanently keep hair at bay, making today's Groupon an excellent start toward a turbo-slick exterior. Or buy two Groupons and use them both on the same area for a concentrated blast of smooth. To say that blondes have all the fun is to ignore an enormous population of hairless bodies who consistently boogie without the obstacle of hair slowing down their samba rhythms.
Today's Groupon is for new clients only.
Reviews
Erica Douglass at Erica.biz praises her treatments at A Youthful Reflection by writing:
- With each treatment, your hair grows more slowly, so even if it doesn’t look like you lost a lot of hair on your first treatment or two, you’ll still only have to shave about half as much as you would normally.
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Mini-seasons: Following on the heels of tweets, iPod nanos, and micro-loans, the coming year will be all about pocket-sized doses of familiar favorites. Expect stodgy, inconsistent seasons like autumn (when you have no idea how heavy a jacket to wear on any given day) to be replaced by tight, efficient mini-seasons spearheaded by the international meteorological community's hottest boutiques. Example usage: "The Minkus® holidays are always so busy, but my schedule should free up by Winterrette.®"
Pocketphones: Bulky carphones will be replaced by sleek new "pocketphones," so-named because they will be almost small enough to fit inside a human pocket or purse-bag. This freedom and mobility will inspire an entire pocketphone-based culture, prompting new colloquialisms like, "I'll pocketphone you later," and, "Hey, what are today's showtimes for Dark Knight 2: Batman 3egins? Let me check my pocketphone."
Whistles are back.
Real-Life Spoiler Alerts: The shared omniscience of instant-gratification blogging, Twittering, GPS-location beaconing, and newly affordable skywriting will create a culture of immediately recorded history, a source of narrative entertainment on par with television drama or serialized novels. As such, friends and family members will increasingly be berated for talking about their day in the presence of people who were hoping to read about it later.
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