Like haunted candy stores, amusement parks provide an acceptable atmosphere in which to scream aloud with a mouth full of confections. Get a sugar rush and adrenaline fix in one outing with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $30 for two all-day play passes (up to a $59.98 value)
- $59 for four all-day play passes (up to a $119.96 value)
Unlimited use of go-karts, bumper boats, and miniature-golf course feeds competitive spirits. Batting cages and video games are also available for an additional fee.
Malibu Grand Prix
Water features snake through Malibu Grand Prix's miniature-golf courses, gurgling cheerfully as putters attempt to elude windmill blades and other wacky hazards. These carefully designed playing terrains run parallel to go-kart tracks and lawless bumper-boat lagoons abandoned by the Coast Guard, whereas inside old-fashioned arcade rooms, video games chirp in response to players' shouts of victory or defeat. The parks' parent company, Palace Entertainment, maintains 8 theme parks, 11 water parks, and 21 family-entertainment centers tucked into various corners of the country.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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