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Today's Groupon melts a mound of mouth-watering cheese atop a crust tastier and more tomato-sauced than even the crispiest pizza parts of Earth's lithosphere. For $10, you get $25 worth of pizza, pasta, and more at MAD Pizza, a hot and saucy pizzeria that cooks up preposterously delicious pies. You can meditate on your own perfectly meated and cheesed mandala at MAD's First Hill, Madison Park, South Lake Union/Fremont, or Starfire locations. This Groupon is good for dine-in or carryout only.
Each MAD location has a variety of fare from which to choose; the 4021 East Madison St. menu, for example, has 10 types of madcap, meaty specialty pies such as the Prozac pie with Italian sausage, pepperoni, salami, black olives, mushrooms, and onions ($18.99 for a 12-inch). Gayot recommends the "Maditerranean:” mozzarella, salami, capers, green peppers, red onions, and fresh basil over a pesto base ($18.99 12-inch). Artistes skilled in the medium of pizza (known as "pizzers") can create their own pies by choosing from 10 meat options (including jerk chicken and black-forest ham), four types of sauce, 18 vegetable choices (such as kalamata olives and artichoke hearts), and even fruits and nuts (up to $2.29 per topping). A herd of rabbits disguised as a human, meanwhile, can order any of 10 vegetarian pies. MAD also serves salads such as the MAD chopper (chopped pepperoni, Jamaican jerk chicken, green and red peppers, red onions, and parmesan cheese with basil Italian dressing, $7.99 for a whole portion), which can make a nice pair with the madaccini pasta.
MAD's pizzerias are clean and comfortable eateries with fast, friendly staff. The seasoned piesmen carefully combine the freshest ingredients with the crispiest crusts and savoriest sauces—making their pizzas taste as good as pizza always looks in cartoons. Go a little MAD today and treat the entire asylum to some of Seattle's yummiest pizza.
Prices vary at different locations.
Reviews
Gayot reviewed MAD Pizza:
- With names like Prozac Pie, MAD Life Crisis and MADiterranean, Mad Pizza lives up to its reputation for insanely good pizzas. – Gayot
Citysearchers give MAD Pizza a 3.5-star rating, and Fremont Urbanspooners like it. One Insider Pages reviewer gives it a perfect five-star rating:
- The pizza is fabulous. I love their crust and I am not a vegetarian but they have good vege options for those who are. The guys that work here are so nice and friendly too. – Ballard Girl, Urbanspoon
- I loved this pizza. Great thin crust, awesome sauce, and I got my pizza delivered in less than 30 minutes (which for a Thursday night was awesome). – jt5472, Citysearch
- Mad Pizza is one of my all-time favorites for the savory breadsticks that are made from real pizza dough. The spices they use in their marinara sauce are unlike any I've had and the pizza crust has the texture of perfection. – C M., Insider Pages
Groupon Says
Startling Pizza Truths. BEWARE!
Think you know all there is to know about pizza? THINK AGAIN! Now that you've thought again, you surely realize that you know very little about pizza—for example, you were no doubt unaware that Oscar-winning actor Anthony Hopkins has never even heard of pizza. Here are other startling truths that barely scratch the surface of full pizza knowledge:
Pizza will be invented IN THE FUTURE! Is it really a surprise that our current technology is not adequate to invent such a delicious concoction? From this first premise, we can then deduce that pizza will not be invented until the future, at which point time machines will make it possible for today's society to enjoy pizza. Thank you, FUTURE INVENTIONIERS!
Pizza is the only food that can be enjoyed warm, cold, or EXISTING ONLY IN THE IMAGINATION. The nutritional and satiational value of eating pizza is exactly similar to thinking deeply about eating pizza.
Pizza is a necessary ingredient for ANY GREAT MOVIE. Famous movies such as Mystic Pizza, Mystic River, and Ben-Hur each feature pizza as a main character and metaphor for important ideas in hair-care technology.
(You're welcome, KNOWLEDGE-GAINSTER.)
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