Before photography, lovers sneaked romantic sentiments through swiftly censored wood carvings, thinking really hard, and racy Morse-code rhythms. Celebrate sexy technological progress with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a one-hour boudoir photo shoot, including an 11”x14” print and 200"x300" pixel digital image at Walzer Photography. Today's deal is valid at the Sammamish East Side Studio, available every Sunday–Thursday.
A professional photograph is more than just a good way to remind your friends and loved ones what your current head looks like. It can also permanently capture the subtle emotions and spontaneous gestures of joy in its subjects, imbuing the image with a vivid spark of life and energy. Seasoned shutterbug Barbie Walzer brings out the smoldering sensuality of any subject during a 60-minute shoot that includes up to three wardrobe changes. Guests are free to express themselves however they choose, from the delicate foreshadowing of lacy lingerie to the sheer sexiness of a Hazmat suit. A subtle application of makeup turbo-charges confidence and the gracious guidance of the photographer imparts a relaxed feeling to the process. After a professional boudoir session, subjects leave with scientific evidence of their come-hither comeliness and a more stimulating bed-side book than Curious George Goes to the DMV.
Walzer brings a broad base of experience—including weddings, animals, boudoir, and more—to each of her shoots and will take careful steps to capture you at the acme of your personal photogenesis. The photo print included in the package is digitally edited, eliminating any lighting issues, blemishes, or creepy ghost children. All images taken will be made available via Walzer's website, and additional prints beyond the included can be ordered for an additional cost. Call to schedule your appointment.
Photos can be sent via mail for an additional charge of $6.95, or picked up at Walzer Photography's East Side studio for no extra charge.
Reviews
Four Google Mappers give Walzer Photography a 4.4-star average, and eight Judy's Book reviewers give Walzer Photography a five-star average:
- She was relaxed and professional. And the photos turned out amazing! Thank you so much for such a great experience! – rachel, Google Maps
- [The photos] were beautifully done and will be cherished for years to come. – Beth L., Judy's Book
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Airplane Noises
While traveling by airplane, you'll hear many noises designed to alert you and your fellow passengers to messages from the cockpit. Here's a look at what those sounds mean:
Ding!: The captain has turned on the Fashion Seatbelt sign, which allows you to swap out your standard nylon seatbelt for a more stylish, homemade one.
Pong!: The flight attendants are lighting up the Go Smoking sign, which is your cue to start lighting up any nearby cigarettes. In the event of an emergency, always light your cigarette before lighting cigarettes for any cool children.
Khaaaaan!: The in-flight movie will be the famous scene in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan in which Captain Kirk teaches the crew of the Enterprise how to correctly pronounce the French capital, Cannes.
Tears in Heaven: In lieu of a movie, first-class passengers will be treated to an impromptu concert during which Steve Winwood will play all of Eric Clapton's greatest hits.
Uh-ohhhh...: Nothing is wrong. Nothing at all is wrong.
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