Bowfishing combines the sports of archery and angling, just as skydiving combines the sports of falling and screaming. Aim lower with this Groupon.
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$119 for Bowfishing Outing for Two ($400 Value)
$199 for Bowfishing Outing for Four ($800 Value)
Arrows in hand, The Bowfisher magazine's editor-in-chief, Dan Swearingin, leads four-hour tours of Pomme de Terre Lake, where beginners and experienced aqua-archers alike test their skill and help cut down on invasive species such as grass carp, common carp, and spotted gar. The Bowfisher's three-deck vessel features cushy hydro-turf padding and high-powered LED floodlights, keeping fisherfolk comfy during day and night trips or hunts for the elusive lunar-eclipse smallmouth buffalo. This Groupon includes all necessary equipment needed to bowfish, except for a fishing license. Customers must bring a valid Missouri fishing license, which costs $7 for a one-day license.
The Bowfisher
A largely digital publication, The Bowfisher magazine champions piscine bow-hunting with recommendations on nationwide chartering businesses and guided ventures in the Ozarks. The editor-in-chief also charters his own local trips, immortalizing each adventure with complimentary digital-photo packages and toasts over a basket of quick snacks and beverages. As bow-fishers engage in a thrilling test of skill, they also take aim at invasive species such spotted gar, buffalo fish, and swamp things. Archers across the country can keep abreast of the sport's latest happenings in The Bowfisher's six digital issues a year, and peruse the online store for polarized glasses and promotional wear.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Field Trips
Teachers are always trying to think of fun, educational trips that will entertain a class but not give the students the opportunity to set anything on fire. Here's a list of field trips guaranteed to please:
• History museum
• Art museum (not contemporary)
• Planetarium of Parent-Approved Planets
• Museum of Glove History
• Historical reenactment of the Watergate scandal
• Play starring honest, visible puppeteers
• Play starring young-looking actors dressed up as diseases
• A greenhouse where everyone gets to plant a seed that looks like them
• House of a man who lost a toe doing something he shouldn't have been doing (man gives speech on his porch)
• Vegetable zoo
• State senator's vacation boat
• Day of volunteering at a soup restaurant, helping the restaurant make even more money off of soup
• State park that allows children in the gift shop
• Fish hatchery (if real)
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