Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler's Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $15 for one Brazilian sugaring treatment (a $30 value)
- $28 for two Brazilian sugaring treatments (a $60 value)
BellaMarie Salon
BellaMarie Salon’s experienced stylists, aestheticians, and sugarists place their clients' needs first, whether it means designing haircuts that minimize styling time or eliminating embarrassing hairs just in time for swimsuit season. This helpful attitude—combined with their years of experience—keeps the team busy with repeat customers and referrals, who journey to the salon for services that include haircare, waxing, and mani-pedis.
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The Groupon Guide to: Nighttime Noises
Falling asleep is already difficult enough because of daytime caffeine intake and anxiety about the number of spiders you’re statistically likely to swallow in your sleep each night. Put fears to rest with this breakdown of common nighttime noises:
Creaking: This is just the sound of the house settling, i.e., realizing it will never marry a wealthy, tastefully furnished mansion or a dashing, roguish houseboat, but that it could perhaps find some kind of happiness with a plain but able RV who is consistently full of groceries.
Cats Fighting in an Alley: No cause for alarm—this alarming act of violence is actually an alarming act of love. Afford them privacy, or, if you are gifted in this way, some romantic saxophone music.
Men’s Voices Shouting: This is most likely just the autorepeating DVD menu for Ken Burns’s epic 16-hour documentary American Burglar. Lower your head and fall back asleep to the soothing narration of disc eight's “Butchers, Bakers … and Candlestick Takers?”
A Dripping Faucet That Is No Longer Dripping When You Get Up to Attend to It: Don’t worry about an expensive plumbing bill—this is actually just the sound of you slowly going insane from sleep deprivation. Time to return to your bed so you can check out what kind of monstrous insect will be wearing your spouse’s pajamas and asking you what's wrong in their voice.
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