For $45, today's side deal gets you an anti-mosquito treatment for up to one acre of land from Mosquito Squad (a $120 value), serving the city of St. Louis and St. Charles County.
Mosquito Squad uses a specially formulated fog that kills adult mosquitoes on contact, as well as mosquitoes that land on greenery afterward. Spraying sessions last roughly 15 minutes, and people and pets can return to the treated areas just 30 minutes after the fogging—which effectively reduces the mosquito population in that area by between 90% and 95%. Mosquitoes are thereby banned from the premises for 21 days, after which you will need to bring on the fog again should you wish to remain unbitten. Alternatively, you can choose an all-natural solution that repels insects by offending their delicate scent palates. Humans detect a mild odor from this treatment that fades after two hours. The synthetic-free repellent is all-natural and lasts 14 days.
Outdoor parties, weddings, and Slip-'n-Slide-athons are the bread pudding and butter beans of summer, but a sunny game of badminton can turn bloody when a swarm of mosquitoes shows up uninvited. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, mosquitoes are vectors for many different diseases worldwide, including malaria, which causes millions of deaths. Get today's Groupon and take a bold stance against the unholy blight of vampire bugs, obliterating their tiny tree-castle haunts and scouring your lands of their plague-ridden presence. After the swarm of winged biters clears, you can enjoy a holiday barbecue, pickup game of flag football, or backyard nudist convention in peace.
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