Wine tasting is generally considered the best way to get to know a wine, narrowly beating out Internet wafting and speed-spilling. Make a delicious new acquaintance with today’s Groupon. For $5, you get a wine tasting including a bottle of wine to keep from Lakeland Winery, located on State Fair Boulevard. Lakeland offers more than 100 distinct, easy-drinking incarnations of grape goodness, including pomegranate zinfandel, wildberry Shiraz, peach apricot chardonnay, and black raspberry merlot. After all the last pour, guests can adopt a bounding bundle of bottled joy, and then take it home, let it nap in the cupboards, and wake it up just in time for dinner. The winery remains open year round, and guests can schedule their tasting anytime Monday–Friday, between 5 p.m. and 7 p.m., or on Saturdays between 1 p.m. and 5 p.m.
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