After properly cooking a lobster, its once-brown exoskeleton turns bright red, letting chefs know that it's both ready to serve and profoundly embarrassed for showing up without pants. Make a meal of deliciously mortified seafood with today's Groupon to Captain D's Seafood, valid at the Tallahassee location only. Choose between the following options:
- For $9, you get a seafood dinner for two (up to an $18.77 total value) that includes:
- One appetizer (a $2.79 value)
- Two dinner platters (up to a $7.99 value each)
- For $17, you get a seafood dinner for four (up to a $37.54 total value) that includes:
- Two appetizers (a $2.79 value each)
- Four dinner platters (up to a $7.99 value each)
An international franchise of batter-dipped delights, Captain D's stocks its menu with seven seas' worth of shrimp, oysters, and tilapia alongside hushpuppies and land-lubbing veggies. Appetizers of mozzarella sticks and jalapeño poppers form a rich, cheesy foundation for oceanic bliss, helping soften the disappointing discovery that sea cows can't actually be milked. Select from a slew of dinner platters, each buoyed by a choice of two savory sides from a dozen options that include fried okra and mac 'n' cheese. Zesty tilapia flops onto plates from a pool of scampi, ginger teriyaki, or sweet chili sauce, and baked shrimp slip their native deep-fried shells to please health-conscious palates. Captain D's works without rest to serve dinner and lunch seven days a week, unlike the tides, which always seem to sleep in on the weekends.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Temperature Scales
To determine whether a soft drink is cool enough to put out a small mouth fire or hot enough to melt restrictive pants into billowing shorts, scientists turn to one of their many temperature scales. Here's a look at the most popular hierarchies of heating:
Fahrenheit: The only temperature scale grand enough for the wide-open land of freedom we call the U.S. of A. Using this commonsense scale, water boils at 212 degrees—212 being the exact number of minutes you can stick your hand in boiling water for before it starts to hurt.
Celsius: Named after St. Celsion, patron saint of apocryphal headache remedies, this illogical scale has water freeze at 0 degrees and boil at 100 degrees, even though 100 has twice as many zeroes in it as the number 0 does, so if anything, 100 degrees should be twice as cold as 0 degrees.
Kelvin: In the Kelvin scale, absolute zero refers to the temperature at which all thermal motion ceases. The only thing that can withstand this extreme temperature is the cold heart of a man whose will to live has been extinguished by a lifetime of regret and sadness, a.k.a. all men.
McKinley: Named after President William McKinley, who routinely governed with such musings as "I'm too hot to president today," and "I'm cold. Let's invade my fireplace with an army of grahamed crackers and marshed mallows." On this scale, 100 degrees is the temperature at which the Spanish-American War breaks out.
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