For centuries, pleasure mongers have enhanced the flavors of smoked meats and cheeses by feasting atop the high tides of their waterbeds. Merge seafaring and supping proclivities with today's Groupon for cruise packages from Celebration Cruise Line, taking you from the Port of Palm Beach to the Bahamas. Choose between two options:
- For $299, you get a two-night cruise and meals aboard the ship for two passengers (up to a $689.90 value). Taxes and port fees are included for both passengers.
- For $449, you get a two-night cruise, meals aboard the ship, and two nights for two passengers at Our Lucaya Beach & Golf Resort n Grand Bahama Island (up to an $804.24 value). Taxes and port fees are included for both passengers.
A mobile bastion of relaxation and entertainment, Celebration Cruise Line coasts through serene Caribbean waters, providing seafarers with adult and children's amusements, gorgeous views, and complimentary meals at four distinct restaurants. Spend two nights inside a category-four ocean-view cabin, a 144-square-foot room equipped with a flat-screen TV and water vistas. Cruise hounds also get access to the top-deck swimming pool, luxury spa, Las Vegas–style casino, and vibrant nightclub teeming with boogying martini-swilling crustaceans.
Less than 70 miles south of the Florida coast, the luxurious Our Lucaya Beach & Golf Resort welcomes travelers with a slew of white sandy beaches, pristine waters, and ecological wonders. The resort hosts four multilevel swimming pools for freshwater antics, 14 restaurants for refueling, and two championship golf courses for settling old “Caribbean Idol Contest” scores racked up on the ship. Meals at the resort are not included with this Groupon. Guests can opt to purchase additional excursions from the ship, such as a glass-bottom boat tour ($54) or snorkel adventure ($54). Check out Celebration Cruise Line's two-day cruise itinerary for additional cruise details.
This Groupon does not include gratuities of $12 per person per day on the cruise. Children may be added at the time of booking your Groupon for a discounted rate. Celebration Cruise Line's policy lets pregnant passengers sail up to the 24th week of pregnancy only. Call or visit the Celebration website for more information.
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The Groupon Guide to: Flirting
From a handsome giraffe flaunting its long black tongue for a female giraffe—also known as a zebra—to a single-celled eukaryote flexing in a mirror before undergoing asexual binary fission, no species can begin the mating process without taking its first step: the humble flirt. Here are some surefire flirting tips to help you attract the zebra of your species:
• One time-tested technique is to drop a handkerchief and allow a potential suitor to pick it up for you. Since no one uses handkerchiefs anymore, you may substitute a used wad of facial tissue or an iPad preloaded with a haptic-feedback nose-blowing app. Two-word tip: Be coy!
• Gentlemen may be forgiven for shedding another contrivance of flirtations past—laying an overcoat over a puddle for a lady to step across. Space-age polymers have made waterproof overcoats more durable than ever, rendering this gesture meaningless—a modern gentleman instead carries a hollow cane through which he can slurp the puddle into his cheeks, so the damsel may trot across dryly. Two-word tip: Don't spit!
• People are attracted to money and confidence. Impress that bed-headed bank teller you've been crushing on by using him as a human shield during your getaway. Two-word tip: No cops!
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