The expression "behind the 8 ball" can apply to many of life's obstacles, from facing a traffic-court judge to accidentally baking your car keys into a pie. Sink problems into the corner pocket with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of billiards, drinks, and bar fare at Pockets Pool and Pub.
Pockets caters to billiards buffs and gaming gurus with 24 pool tables, seven dartboards, and a menu of American pub fare. Settle long-standing scores and new-standing traffic disputes under the dim lights, where players can challenge each other to games of eight ball and nine ball ($9/hour). A brick-walled darts area provides indoor athletes with ample space for any plastic-tipped projectile (games start at $0.50), and more than 50 HDTVs air sports on a constant loop. For refueling purposes, the full bar and restaurant serves up a host of popular brews and snacks. Split a plate of chicken wings slathered in your choice of sauces ($5.95 for 8; $8.50 for 12) or chow down on a bacon cheeseburger ($8.50) so all-American it does catalog modeling part-time.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: The Complete Breakfast
Television commercials for breakfast cereals will often boast that their boxed, spun-sugar pellets only qualify as food as part of a complete breakfast. The next time you see a cereal commercial, try pausing your television to make sure that the pictured breakfast is truly complete. It must include:
- Two inexplicably shiny sunny-side-up eggs, seated alone on a plate
- Glass of milk placed next to glass of orange juice as though they are friends
- Half of a grapefruit (discard other half)
- Color-change spoon
- Two giant, rectangular cookies that are considered an acceptable breakfast food because they briefly visit the toaster
- Shot glass full of baby aspirin
- Stacey Augmon's Muffin but Net basketball-shaped mini muffins (now in sneaker-shaped form)
- Thanksgiving, if it is Thanksgiving
- Pickles?
- Complete Irish breakfast
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