After scientists revealed UFOs were actually full-grown tortillas, people everywhere filled swimming pools with guac and beans to catch and dissect the floury creatures. Nab a tender, baby disc with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of Mexican fare and drinks at Salsarita's Fresh Cantina in Maumee.
The casual eatery welcomes the lunch and dinner crowd, as well as those looking to sip or slug a tropical cocktail at the full-service cantina-style bar. Each order from the varied menu is freshly prepared in front of the hungry eyes of diners and the watchful eye of Zeus. All tacos ($2.19–$2.59), burritos ($4.99–$6.99), nachos ($5.99–$6.99), and quesadillas ($4.99–$6.99) are compiled from a mixable-and-matchable array of salsas and fillings, such as guacamole, choluha corn salsa, and jalapeños. The starring role is to be determined by each feaster—and the nominees are: beef, chicken, grilled steak, Russell Crowe, shrimp, veggies, ground beef, or shredded pork. Pirates dying to try out their fork-hand attachment can shiver their timbers on a customizable salad ($5.99–$6.99), and younger feasters can sink whatever teeth they have into a kid's meal served with chips, a cookie, and kid's drink ($3.59). Take the feasting fiesta to go by building a take-home value pack, which feeds four to eight hungry mouths. Simply select a meat, shell, bean, and salsa option, and add on your favorite toppings (prices vary) for a spiced-up family meal, business meeting, or Oktoberfest blowout.
Groupon Says
A Spice Odyssey
Salsa comes in a hierarchy of spiciness levels to allow those with sensitive taste buds to gradually ease into their spiciness regimen. But once you’ve made a fool of mild, mastered medium, and subdued spicy, there’s still plenty of room to bring the heat. What are some of the advanced levels of spiciness, and how might they affect your physiology?
- Double-Spicy: May cause sweating of the taste buds, “fool’s brow,” and spontaneous consumption of your date’s horchata.
- Ultra-Medium: Often results in ear steaming, amoebic eyeball splitting, and diner’s inner-most desires manifesting as tableaus made of smoke dancing gracefully on the tongue.
- Anti-Mild: Can, in extreme cases, cause reverse ice-cream headache, spontaneous Benjamin Buttoning, and “fire hair.”
- Auntie Mild: “Auntie” Mild’s spiciness manifests itself in the form of her falling asleep in front of the television after yelling at it, accusing the letter carrier of biting the heads off her peonies, and refusing to let her ambiguous relation to you prevent her from constantly demanding grandchildren.
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