Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler's Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
$39 for a salon package (an $85 value)
- Haircut
- Full color or highlights
- Style
$15 for a Shellac manicure (a $30 value)
Expert stylist Amy shears overgrown strands and updates styles with multidimensional highlights or a full-color swap. A skillful blow-dry styles tresses into a sleek and polished coif. Alternatively, Amy preps fingers for the indulgent one-hour manicure by pushing back cuticles and trimming nails before soothing skin with exfoliation crystals by Creative Nails. After massaging the finger-through-wrist corridor, a coating of Shellac or OPI Gel Color polish tops off the treatment, crowning nails in vibrant color for up to two weeks.
Hair and Nails by Amy
Affinity Hair & Nails’ dedicated owner, Sharren Wood, oversees a talented ten-person staff of stylists and nail techs, each deft at designing chic hairstyles or enhancing fingers and toes. Scissors race across the headscapes of men, women, and children, pruning shabby strands into polished cuts with the help of Redken styling products, and vibrant hues sink into hair to create luminous highlights, lowlights, and full-color dimension. In the nail salon, skin-softening paraffin wax and exfoliating crystals enhance spa mani-pedis. The crew brightens nails with OPI polish and acrylic or fiberglass fills, and effortlessly detaches stale artificial nails and relentless chinese finger traps.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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