Over the years, the Chinese fortune cookie has become so dry and tasteless that many diners prefer to eat the fortune instead. Today's game-changing Groupon delivers a reversal of fortune (cookie): for $15, you get $35 worth of gourmet fortune cookies and personalized fortunes from Fancy Fortune Cookies.
Having baked its delicate desserts of destiny for the celebrity likes of Oprah, Jackie Chan, and others, Fancy Fortune Cookies offers a handsome array of crack-openable creations, such as the chocolate-covered-raspberry fortune cookie ($1.25 each), chocolate-covered cookie ($1.15 each), and cherry-flavored cookie ($0.70 each). You can also make yourself feel tiny by ordering 1-pound giant fortune cookies ($29.95+) and much more. Check out Fancy Fortune Cookies' extensive selection of flavors here.
Fortunes can be customized in a variety of languages, including French, Spanish, and Arabic. Besides doling out pithy prophecies, lines of love, and Dadaist declarations, fortunes can be used to promote a death-metal band or a new pushcart business or serve as wedding or party favors. Bulk custom fortune cookies have a minimum of 50 pieces per flavor. Giant fortune cookies, gift tins, and other noncustom items can be ordered individually.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Writing an Urban Legend
Everyone secretly wants to believe in scary stories that might be true. Indulge your friends' gullibility with these tips to crafting the perfect urban legend:
• Make sure the story takes place somewhere nearby, on a similar night—ideally exactly 100 years ago to the night. Or on the devil’s birthday.
• Always include an animal that turns out to be a different animal or an animal where one does not belong—like a dog that is actually a rat, or an alligator in the bathroom of the Museum of Alligator Safety.
• Tweak the details—it's only a few letters’ difference to change "gardener" to "murderer," and only a small white lie to change "was valued by the community" to "possessed double hook hands and a thirst for marrow."
• Always carry "proof"—this can be a monster's tooth carved from soap, a faded newspaper article created in Photoshop, or a scrap of the victim's clothing that is actually just a scrap of clothing you ripped off a terrified hiker you chased through the woods.
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