Photographers preserve subjects' precious memories, abolishing the need to hastily scoop reflections out of nearby fountains. Seek permanence with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a child-photo-box package at LeMay Photography (a $79 value). Each package includes:
- Four in-studio portrait sessions taken over a one-year period.
- A photo-storage box with a decorative photo on the cover.
- Four mounted 5”x7” prints.
Jon LeMay and his photographically inclined staff capture the innocence and cuteness of youth with personalized children’s portrait sessions. Whether chronicling an infant’s progression over the first year, or conducting sociological analyses of behavioral shifts in 2-year-olds, parents can carry their bundles of joy to the relaxed, professional studio for each stress-free session. After four separate snapshot sojourns, customers’ discerning peepers can choose the cover art for their keepsake photo box, as well as four prints to store within its heartstring-yanking interior. Groupon-holders should call 24 hours in advance to schedule an appointment and ensure their cell phones haven’t been replaced by glazed granola bars.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Map-Legend Symbols
Using a map without understanding what each symbol represents, like putting out a fire with a piece of wood that is also on fire, can be frustrating. Save yourself mental anguish by memorizing this list of common map icons:
Symbol: Plus sign inside of a square
What It Represents: Hospital
Symbol: Plus sign inside of a square inside of an oval
What It Represents: Hospital used to be here but was struck by an off-course blimp and disintegrated upon impact
Symbol: Tennis racket
What It Represents: Pete Sampras sightings likely
Symbol: Child on swing
What It Represents: Safe place to leave baby unattended
Symbol: Triangles
What It Represents: In a rural part of the country—mountains. In a major city—series of breakfast restaurants called The Egg-gyptian.
Symbol: 32 connecting uppercase Us
What It Represents: The man living here removed all of his teeth and replaced them with cow molars
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