Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Let loose with this Groupon.
Choose from Four Options
- $37 for one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $75 value)
- $49 for one 60-minute deep-tissue, sports, or hot-stone massage (up to a $110 value)
- $99 for three 60-minute Swedish massages (a $225 value)
- $129 for three 60-minute deep-tissue, sports, or hot-stone massages (up to a $330 value)
Swedish massages include long strokes, kneading, and tapping in order to boost circulation and general relaxation levels, while deep tissue uses more focused pressure to relieve muscle pain. Therapists apply sports-massage techniques on athletes in need of injury prevention or treatment, and hot stones harness the therapeutic potential of penetrating warmth to soothe tense and tight muscles.
Jetaun's Massage Therapy
Massages at Jetaun's Massage Therapy are custom tailored to meet the needs of any sore back or tense shoulder. The licensed practitioners run down a playbook full of deep-tissue, sports, and hot-stone massage techniques that they blend and manipulate to address their clients' specific injuries and areas of discomfort. Mental bothers, such as office deadlines and the name of the kid in E.T. can also be dulled to invisibility with relaxing Swedish massages and aromatherapy treatments. After clients depart their tabletop havens, they can purchase candles, oils, and massage music that will turn any bedroom or crowded elevator into an oasis of tranquility.
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The Groupon Guide to: Boat Naming
Naming a boat or “ship” is probably the most important part of boat owner"ship." Here’s a guide to naming your sea craft no matter what “type” it is (this sentence was typed, which is why the quotes around “type” are funny):
Personal Yacht
• A Seafoam Symphony (boat name by Mikæl)
• Charity Schmarity
• If This Boat’s a-Rockin’, Please Come a-Knockin’ – We Do Not Want to Drown
• Martha’s Windward
• Yachtoberfest
Commercial Boats
• The Chuggler
• The SS Hungry Man
• Big Boat
Cruise Ships
• The (Type of Fruit/Time of Day) Princess
Speed Boats
• Angry Angus
• Daddy’s Little Metaphor
• My Best Friend’s Wake
• This Tears It: I Enjoy Speedboats
• Last of the Boat-Speedcans
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