Some say not to judge a book by its cover, but others say definitely do. Dust your cover's corners with today's deal: for $59, you get two deluxe microdermabrasion treatments (a $400 total value) and an included Visia skin analysis from Dr. Barry Cohen at Papillon Medi Spa in Rockville.
Visia skin analysis (which you will get at either of your microdermabrasion treatments) is a diagnostic tool for diagnosing undiagnosed skin agnosias. Using this cutting-edge technology, Dr. Cohen or his physician's assistant will take a photograph of underlying facial skin tissue in order to identify emergent issues invisible to the naked eye. All manner of potential problems might be exposed, from hyperpigmentation and fine lines to excessive bacteria levels and a lost set of 1958 Ford Edsel car keys. A true face-off follows this virtual face-off in the form of a deluxe microdermabrasion ($200), which exfoliates the face's top layer of dead skin cells through a cleansing, hydrating mask and photomodulation, a one-two-ten punch for evening skin tone, stimulating circulation, and reducing the appearance of wrinkles, fine lines, and acne. It does not, however, include extractions. Today's deal includes a second deluxe microdermabrasion, to be performed at another time of the customer's choosing.
Dr. Cohen is a highly trained plastic surgeon who completed his medical training at Georgetown University. A member of the American Society of Plastic and Reconstructive Surgeons, as well as numerous other societies, he brings a wealth of knowledge to the skin-covered skin table. Although microdermabrasion is not a surgical procedure, it does require a delicate touch and skilled hand. As either Dr. Cohen or his thoroughly competent physician's assistant will be performing the procedure, customers can feel comfortable having their face's thorny outer layer pruned and shorn by medical experts.
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Macrodermabrasion
Skin-rejuvenating microdermabrasion is really just a miniaturization of the original macrodermabrasion that scientists have been using to scour the surfaces of planets since the early '60s. What are some unusual secrets that have been revealed just below the surface of some of your favorite planets?
- Saturn: Top-most layer of soil composed of 68.2% caramel.
- Jupiter: A hollow, gaseous shell beneath which there is a thriving society of super-intelligent pterodactyls sporting jaunty mortarboards.
- Pluto: Has a smaller Pluto just beneath the surface, which contains a still-smaller Pluto, all the way down until you get to the core, which is a just a golf ball with a swear word written on it in permanent marker.
- Mars: Intricate network of tunnels leading to secret Blockbuster Video locations that appear clean, friendly, well stocked, and visibly unaffected by Netflix or sadness.
- Earth: Ew, bugs!
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