While one-person candlelit dinners and solo weekend getaways are effective ways to love yourself, self-wooing is often stymied by the physical impossibility of whispering sweet nothings into your own ear. Lavish some attention on your form with today's Groupon to Plastic Surgery Associates of Northern Virginia, located in McLean. In keeping with the practice's pursuit of beauty, some pages on the site feature the female form in its purest, least cloth-burdened state, and, as such, should be entered with discretion. Choose from two treatment options:
- For $125, you get one SmoothShapes cellulite treatment (a $249 value)
- For $75, you get one HydraFacial (a $150 value)
Dr. Bruce Freedman and his team of body beautifiers offer a slew of rejuvenating skin and body services in a private, comfortable setting. Relax with a painless SmoothShapes treatment, a non-invasive way to reduce cellulite in targeted areas. A roller that combines dynamic laser and light energy glides over the selected region as it concurrently vacuums and massages, leaving you with smooth skin that doesn't want to be hidden away under a parka. Or, opt to treat your frontispiece with a soothing HydraFacial, which erases fine lines, wrinkles, and blemishes, all while delivering hydration. Both procedures are downtime free, letting you parade your pampered physique around the barbed-wire factory post-haste.
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The Groupon Guide to: Medical Breakthroughs
Ever since early man realized that drilling into the skull was an effective method of helping ghosts escape from the body, medical history has been marked by breakthroughs. Here's a look at some of history's most important medical breakthroughs:
Leeching: Leeches are nature's needles, playfully lapping up the diseased blood, infected lymph, and contaminated food particles that have wandered into the blood's vessels. Leeches can cure practically every disease and are an especially popular cure for childhood hyperactivity. Look for leeches in your grocer's freezer.
Cigarettes: For centuries, millions of otherwise healthy individuals died from organ freezing, a debilitating disease in which the organs become too cold to function. Thankfully, cigarette smoke warms the organs, preventing this medical malady. Smoking cigarettes provides much-needed training for firefighters.
LASIK Surgery: When lasers were first invented, they posed a grave threat to our nation's eyes, often blinding those inquisitive enough to look at them directly. In only a few decades, however, our eyes quickly evolved, and now looking directly into any laser will give you the ability to see people's true natures just by touching them.
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