Like tug-of-war tournaments and harmonized singing telegrams, workouts are more effective when done with a group. Join a fitness community with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a 30-class Yoga & Fitness pass from MetaBody (a $350 value). This Groupon is valid at 14 D.C.-area locations.
The inspiring trainers at each MetaBody location lead troops of workouteers in results-oriented workouts several times weekly. Sweat sessions utilize a variety of exercises and disciplines to produce full-body results in a supportive environment, ideal for beginners and hard-core core hardeners alike. During any class, motivational instructors will use the instinctual distrust of routine to their advantage. Begin the day with a refreshing yoga class or wind down by burning calories with an evening boot-camp session.
Muscles are kept guessing with new and challenging moves as well as the occasional heart-pumping round of “What’s My Line.” In addition to the fitness classes, students receive a success guide to help to prepare them for imminent pound loss, a nutrition guide, and a $100 gift certificate for individual coaching from MetaBody’s team of certified nutritionists. Because the pass sets a 5- or 10-class cap at any given location, roving fitness mavens can further shake up their workout regimens by vetting a series of classes or instructors that work best for them.
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The Groupon Guide to: the World’s Tallest Buildings
Architects and children know that there's only one real measure of a building's excellence: inches. Here's a look at some of the tallest and therefore best super-buildings to scrape the skies:
Burj Khalifa, Dubai: Is topped by a one-of-a-kind lightning rod that funnels electricity to Harvard's Frankenstein Research Lab. They already know they can use electricity to reanimate dead flesh, but now they're trying to use it to kill living people to create an army of reverse Frankensteins.
International Commerce Centre, Hong Kong: This building will be taken off next year's list of tallest buildings because it turns out the building is just a 6-inch model that was held in front of judges' faces and described as "very, very far away."
Willis Tower, Chicago: Formerly the Sears Tower, it was renamed in honor of actor Bruce Willis, who houses his Museum of Anatomical Aberrations and Evolutionary Wrongdoings on the top floor. The final exhibit is just a giant mirror that forces guests to consider the essential hideousness of mankind.
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