Appalachian Dracula was famously quoted as saying, "I never drink … moonshine." Teach the original Dracula a thing or two with this Groupon.
$25 for $50 Worth of Wine and One Stainless-Steel Corkscrew ($60 Total Value)
The online boutique's bottle selection includes 2010 Tied Knot riesling ($14.99), Stone Briar classic red ($9.99), and various wine assortments ($119.88+) such as California Whites and Reds to Remember. With each order, customers receive a professional stainless-steel corkscrew. Orders are mailed directly to your door for a $0.01 shipping fee if you order a full case.
Wine Insiders
Wine Insiders sprang fully formed from the head of founder John Davis 25 years ago, when he used his octopus-like industry connections to assemble a panel of wine experts for the sole purpose of seeking out the best and most affordable wines for his customers. On average, this league of extraordinary oenophiles approves only 1 out of every 100 bottles sampled, ensuring that only the most delicious wines stain their customers' lips and sippy cups a rich purple. Their confident palates offer a satisfaction guarantee: if customers aren't 100% delighted by the vinos they've selected, they'll refund the full cost of the order, no questions asked—not even "So, you doing anything fun this weekend?" Despite its staff's legendary pickiness, Wine Insiders stocks a variety of red and white wines, including pinot noirs, pinot grigios, rieslings, and cabernet sauvignons, with informative descriptions of each.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Your Fashion IQ
How much do you know about fashion? Find out with this scientific quiz:
1. What's the most important fashion accessory?
A. An eye-catching necklace
B. A dazzling scarf
C. A funky fedora that screams "fashion sense, adventure, and fashion sense"
2. Which fashion basic should you never leave home without?
A. Pants
B. Shoes
C. A fedora
D. All of the above, but intentionally minus the pants and shoes so your fedora stands out even more
3. How many fedoras are you wearing right now?
A. Enough
B. There's no such thing as enough fedoras
ANSWERS: The answer to this quiz, like the answer to all questions, is fedora. Unless the question is a history question, in which case the answer is probably the Teapot Dome scandal.
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