Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shooing the drifters away from Mount Rushmore. Protect your health with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $99 for two infrared body wraps (a $200 value)
- $176 for four infrared body wraps (a $400 value)
Safe Laser Therapy
The certified technicians at Safe Laser Therapy work to help clients to achieve aesthetic and wellness goals with drug-free, holistic treatments. Laser therapy sessions attempt to help patrons to lose weight, quit smoking, and reduce stress levels. In private rooms, body wraps direct infrared beams at the skin, using gentle warmth to remove the toxins that accumulate in the body naturally or from eating a confidential phone book.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Boat Naming
Naming a boat or “ship” is probably the most important part of boat owner"ship." Here’s a guide to naming your sea craft no matter what “type” it is (this sentence was typed, which is why the quotes around “type” are funny):
Personal Yacht
• A Seafoam Symphony (boat name by Mikæl)
• Charity Schmarity
• If This Boat’s a-Rockin’, Please Come a-Knockin’ – We Do Not Want to Drown
• Martha’s Windward
• Yachtoberfest
Commercial Boats
• The Chuggler
• The SS Hungry Man
• Big Boat
Cruise Ships
• The (Type of Fruit/Time of Day) Princess
Speed Boats
• Angry Angus
• Daddy’s Little Metaphor
• My Best Friend’s Wake
• This Tears It: I Enjoy Speedboats
• Last of the Boat-Speedcans
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