Clothes make the man, just as monocles make the millionaire and swimming pools full of monocles make the billionaire. Protect whatever assets you've got with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $15 for $30 worth of dry cleaning. The staff can launder and press dress shirts ($2.55) or dry-clean items such as blouses ($5.95), pants ($6.29), winter coats ($15.20), and two-piece suits ($12.60).
- $10 to have any size comforter laundered or dry-cleaned (a $25 value)
- $99 for cleaning and preservation of a gown or wedding gown (a $200 value)
Same Day Dry Cleaners
After 9 a.m. each day, the staff at Same Day Dry Cleaners takes all the morning drop-offs they’ve received and swings into action. They work diligently but swiftly, laundering dress shirts, dry-cleaning suits, and cleansing bedding to ready every item for pick-up at 5 p.m. sharp. They treat each garment with care, emphasizing dry cleaning as a means of protecting vivid colors and gently reviving fabrics, just as a prince's kiss gently revives a sleeping CPR dummy.
In addition to prompt dry-cleaning and laundry (or more leisurely next-day pickup for items dropped off after 9 a.m.), the staff also does alterations, repairs clothing and shoes, or cleans area rugs, among other services. Wedding-gown cleaning and preservation protects special dresses from the effects of time and mouths of moths jealous that they're never asked to be a bridesmaid.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Your Fashion IQ
How much do you know about fashion? Find out with this scientific quiz:
1. What's the most important fashion accessory?
A. An eye-catching necklace
B. A dazzling scarf
C. A funky fedora that screams "fashion sense, adventure, and fashion sense"
2. Which fashion basic should you never leave home without?
A. Pants
B. Shoes
C. A fedora
D. All of the above, but intentionally minus the pants and shoes so your fedora stands out even more
3. How many fedoras are you wearing right now?
A. Enough
B. There's no such thing as enough fedoras
ANSWERS: The answer to this quiz, like the answer to all questions, is fedora. Unless the question is a history question, in which case the answer is probably the Teapot Dome scandal.
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