Losing weight not only makes people healthier; it's also the best way to get back at gravity for its unwillingness to let them fly. Spread svelte wings with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $89 for a two-day regular or vegetarian food-and-juice cleanse (a $199 value)
- $99 for a two-day regular or vegetarian sport food-and-juice cleanse (a $229 value)
There is a $6.99 fee for shipping to 16 states, but shipping is included for the rest of the contiguous United States. Click here for more shipping information.
Weight-loss results may vary; click here for Speedloss's FAQ page.
Speedloss
The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing and cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day cleanse—concocted in regular, vegetarian, and sport varieties—aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Your Fashion IQ
How much do you know about fashion? Find out with this scientific quiz:
1. What's the most important fashion accessory?
A. An eye-catching necklace
B. A dazzling scarf
C. A funky fedora that screams "fashion sense, adventure, and fashion sense"
2. Which fashion basic should you never leave home without?
A. Pants
B. Shoes
C. A fedora
D. All of the above, but intentionally minus the pants and shoes so your fedora stands out even more
3. How many fedoras are you wearing right now?
A. Enough
B. There's no such thing as enough fedoras
ANSWERS: The answer to this quiz, like the answer to all questions, is fedora. Unless the question is a history question, in which case the answer is probably the Teapot Dome scandal.
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