Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $139, you get one i-Lipo body-shaping laser treatment and a nutritional consultation at Denver Laser Solutions (a $345 value). The treatment can be applied to one of the following areas: calves, knees, thighs, buttocks, arms, stomach, or abdomen.

Denver Laser Solutions' certified laser specialists and on-site pain-management doctor pique skin's potential with a panoply of noninvasive procedures. The i-Lipo treatment wields concentrated light beams to banish inches and contour overzealous curves without pain. Like a summer rain on a pile of sugar, the i-Lipo penetrates stockpiles of stored energy to liquefy fatty acids and glycerols. These unwanted inflators then pass through the bloodstream until soaked up by bodily tissues that use this newfound energy to stoke the incinerators of metabolism. In this way, i-Lipo merely amplifies a natural anatomical process and thereby does no damage to sensitive zones such as the skin, blood vessels, or nervous system. Innocuous zapping takes 30–45 minutes, and most zones require six to nine treatments to cement svelteness. As the procedure requires little to no downtime, patients can immediately return to contortionist apprenticeships when finished.

Alongside the i-Lipo session, laser patients spend 20 minutes learning nutrition tips from one of Denver Laser Solutions' eating experts. Prior to the consultation, patients record their diets for three days to map trends and Funyun keepsake locations. After the dietary advisor crafts an individualized menu, clients receive an exercise routine to symbiotically support healthy eats and further ward off stowaway inches.