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Quiz: Which Garden Gnome Were You in a Past Life?

BY: Randall Colburn |May 16, 2016

It's 2016, and it's time for us to acknowledge that not only are garden gnomes real, but each of us has lived as one in a previous life. That’s right, readers, in a previous life you yourself were a gnome, standing guard over a finely manicured lawn, awakening only when there were no human eyes to watch you. And, like humans, garden gnomes take on many different personalities. Thankfully, we’ve developed a quiz that definitively proves just what kind of gnome you were in a previous life.

Go on, now. This is a truth you simply must accept.