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Jason P. Tharpe, Doctor of Chiropractic, always takes the time to answer his patients' questions and tailor treatments to their individual needs. His detoxifying foot bath will submerge your feet in a warm, detoxifying pool of water and gently draw out the slings and arrows of modern life—like polysorbate 80, Surge soda, and arrows—using a magnetic field and squads of ions. Besides helping to restore the body's natural vitality, detoxing also makes you less poisonous to any aliens who attempt to eat you. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.