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Zoom! teeth whitening is a one-time method for reversing years of stains from coffee, red wine, cigarettes, and painting projects gone terribly wrong. In 45 minutes, yolky mouth-bones will turn egg-white bright by an average of eight shades. The procedure applies a state-of -the-art whitening gel to chompers, with a high-powered Zoom! light acting as the catalyst, shining directly onto the gel to activate the mystic whitening power. While the gel and light do their work, clients are free to sit back, relax, and think about how string theory can be used to explore the fundamentals of quantum gravity.