From Our Editors
As a family-owned and family-operated company, Dirt Doctors aims to provide the best possible customer service while expertly ridding homes of dirt, grime, and buried time capsules filled with TV dinners and Buzz Aldrin. The Dirt Doctors’ skilled staff is trained to eradicate gook and muck and has passed a battery of thorough reference, background, and hi-stepping tire-course checks. Customers will benefit from a detailed maintenance cleaning, which cleans mirrors and glass, empties trash, vacuums Sasquatch hair, dusts all decorations, tosses banana-peel bouquets, spiffs up appliances, and includes a bevy of other cleaning procedures. By tripling the effectiveness of each session thanks to a trio of polished polishers, each home will shed its cocoon of cobwebs and greasy hand smears while blooming into a sparkly clean butterfly that baits compliments during charades nights and dodo-preservation group meetings.