25% Off | Papa John's Promo Code
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Alright, huddle up, Junior Expos. There's just no other way to say it: we got walloped out there. I blame myself, really. We didn't practice fielding as much as we should have, I really messed up the batting order, and I had no idea you can't let an 11-year-old exceed a pitch count of 120. Brayden, please tell your parents that I'm very sorry about your arm. You know, they got that Tommy John surgery, it can really work wonders. Speaking of people with the last name of John, I did manage to rustle up this coupon code for 25% off pizza at Papa John's. Now, it may sound like cold comfort after losing the division championship by 23 runs, but believe me, this pizza is piping hot and delicious. Just about any topping you want, lip-smacking sauce made from vine-ripened tomatoes, and a perfect crust made form fresh, hand-tossed dough. I know that won't make up for the painful humiliation we'll carry with us for the rest of our lives because of this game, but darn it, it'll sure help.
Now, all we need to do is load up the van and head to the nearest Papa John's to redeem this Papa John's promo code. It's not valid at all locations, so make sure to check on your smartphone before...oh well, you're all 11, of course you don't have smartphones. Oh, you have a smartphone, Brayden? Why? You're 11. Well, anyway, check and see if the offer is accepted at the nearest location, and remember, it's not valid with other promotions or special pricing. Other than that, we're on our way to a well-earned feast of pizza made from the freshest ingredients. Once again, I am very sorry about your arm.