AC St. Louis
AC St. Louis triumphantly brings men's outdoor professional soccer back to the nation's soccer capital (at least one St. Louisian has been on every U.S. World Cup team ever). STL's team of international and local footballers, led by Major League–record holder and Missouri native Steve Ralston, will weave in, over, and around its opponents, the Austin Aztex, all under the all-knowing guidance of head coach Claude Anelka and Director of Player Personnel Francisco Filho, formerly of Manchester United. Footballing fans, meanwhile, will get to cheer from the stands, refrain from hooliganism, and challenge each other to see who can shout, "Gooooooooooooooaaaalll!" the longest.