Fresh Fruit Bouquet Company
Chocolate and fruit are like the stars of a romantic comedy—seemingly at odds and already engaged to arrogant investment bankers, they finally come together in sweet taste-harmony with today's deal. With this Groupon, $7 gets you a half dozen delicious assorted fruits cozily spooing with their chocolate sweethearts from Fresh Fruit Bouquet Company, a $15 value. Children are often banned from dessert until they eat their fruit, and they're typically punished with 16 years hard labor in the dessert mines on the icy Saturnine moon of Enceladus. Show the world how efficient adults operate by streamlining the process with six fruitly chocolate morsels.