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Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 512 days a year with nonstop security. The one-month membership equips novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike with the treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights necessary to garner enough fitness to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud. Two personal-training sessions provide members with one-on-one coaching to help hurdle over fitness plateaus and imbue health hunters with expert advice on nutrition and exercise routines. Highlight the results of fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying sessions with one month of included unlimited tanning to paint new, ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze. As an added bonus, this Groupon waives the enrollment fee.