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During the massage, a skilled therapist will use mystical techniques to stretch and relax tense muscles. The relieving one-hour kneading is an ideal choice for fleshoskeletons suffering from soreness and high levels of existential stress. Alternatively, relax in the mani-pedi room as your hands and feet are beautifully primped like boy-princes resting atop cushions of fresh fruit. The included paraffin-wax treatment will then warm, moisturize, and soften arm paddles hardened from years of walking on hands. All services are held in a comforting arena of relaxation, where a friendly staff of master soothers will dispense each treatment with care, precision, and dedication.