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Purple Scorpion uses exquisite art or stylish jewelry to fulfill the desires of those looking to transform their bodies into billboards advertising pure cool or its oddly aftertasted counterpart, diet cool. Describe your Platonic-ideal tattoo design to one of Purple Scorpion's courteous, considerate, and fully licensed artists, and they'll needle your creative vision into inky reality, just as they've done for everything from fire-breathing dragons to Bill Cosby piloting an F-16. Purple Scorpion also stocks a vast array of aftercare products, including H2Ocean, to keep your freshly punctured skin nourished, healthy, and comfortable. Tattoos start at $80, and prices vary based on the size, complexity, and placement of the body art.