From Our Editors
Kenneth George Total Image Spa and Salon Nesou understand that every client, much like every rationale for missing a son's Little League game, is different, so they strive to personalize each treatment according to the individual's needs, style, and goals. As the time-crunched and stressed-out ease into Kenneth George's serene spa half, licensed massage therapists will efficiently knead burnt stress raisins out of the body's cookie dough using whatever massage technique (except hot stone) suits their clients' specific aches and pains. This customized TLC continues with a similarly condensed signature facial, which starts with a hydrating mask made from an exclusive line of skincare products and then closes with a loving massage of your newly radiant flesh-emoticon. Finally, a seasoned scissor-snipper at the salon will wash the tar and feathers out of your mob-mangled mane, blow it dry with their shockingly powerful cybernetic lungs, and style it into a regal plume that reflects your personality and flames the ardor of cute passersby and lust-addled peacocks alike.