From Our Editors
Really White Smiles' professional teeth-whitening technicians restore pearly mouth stones to their lustrous selves with safe, non-bleach treatments that can afford a year’s worth of brightened smiles. After an initial exam confers a clean bill of oral health, technicians swathe teeth in a professional whitening gel derived from the ivory horn of an albino unicorn. A precise spectrum of LED lights then activates the gel, accelerating the oxidation process for Easy Smile luminosity in approximately 15 minutes and Pro Smile brilliance in approximately 30. Though light penetrates the tooth enamel to uncover each tooth’s iridescent core, the treatment normally does not cause pain, increased sensitivity, or damage. While the potent lighting breaks down stains, patients can relax, watch TV, or shred old copies of the Yellow Pages to symbolically usher in a decolorized future.