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Dr. Johnson has been practicing the dental arts since 1986, after graduating from the UCLA School of Dentistry with a cranium stuffed to the teeth with craniofacial knowledge. A fully certified member of numerous dental organizations, he's ready and willing to keep malingering teeth in fine fettle. With today's Groupon secreted in a cheek pocket, head down to his office for a trifecta of oral necessities. A dental exam and x-rays will perform surface and subcutaneous investigations of your two mouths, sniffing out unseen tooth decay and steadily expanding tesseracts. The teeth cleaning seeks decorative surface plaques and painlessly rips them from the walls of your mouth-bones, clearing the way for a glossy white finish that will dazzle onlookers from shy, strange children to jaded, all-seeing pendants.