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Groupon Will Send the Perfect Child in Your Place for $25,000
Groupon has last-minute Mother’s Day gifting options for every mom, even if you’re celebrating from afar or you’ve simply forgotten to buy a present
Groupon recognizes that it’s difficult for everyone to make it home for Mother’s Day, thus missing out on the irreplaceable, unquantifiable time spent with Mom and the rest of the family. As a result, Groupon is offering the ultimate experience called ”A Mother’s Love is Priceless” where for just $25,000 a perfect child stand-in, who is really a twenty-six-year-old adult male, will travel to Mom and spend the day with her. Mr. Perfect, Johnny Cadillac, is a highly trained Groupon employee who will hang out with Mom and do all of the things that she has always lovingly nagged you to do such as eat five full servings of vegetables (at once), rinse dishes before placing them in the dishwasher, wear pants and even be nice to your sister.
Johnny Cadillac, the perfect child, will do all of the things that she has always lovingly nagged you to do such as eat five full servings of vegetables (at once), rinse dishes before placing them in the dishwasher, wear pants and even be nice to your sister.
“While you can’t really put a price tag on hanging out with Mom on Mother’s Day, we think we’ve found the next best solution,” said Johnny Cadillac, Groupon Son. “I’m incredibly skilled at all of the things Mom has always asked you to do––even though you and I both know they’re for your own good.”
The entire ”A Mother’s Love is Priceless” stand-in experience includes:
One Groupon employee to fill in for you with your mom on Mother’s Day
16 hours of enthusiastic obedience as your Groupon proxy dotes on your mother and completes common household chores
Airfare for your Groupon proxy to travel to your mother’s home (valid only in the continental U.S.)
A $5,000 shopping spree for Mom at her favorite local stores
A one-day stretch limo rental
A family photo
A catered, in-home family dinner for up to six people, including centerpieces, candelabras, linens and food
A short video clip of Johnny’s areas of expertise––complete with a mom testimonial––can be found here.
In addition to the ”A Mother’s Love is Priceless” experience, Groupon also has several free last-minute Mother’s Day gifting options, including:
Give Mom a Break with The Chore Wheel – This Mother’s Day, give Mom the break she deserves by leaving any and all labor or upkeep to whomever is close by and also not Mom. Groupon customers receive a two-part chore wheel with customizable chore fields and completely un-customizable fields for assigning a worker to each task. Some assembly is required, specifically by any person other than Mom.
One Official Timeout for Mom – When presented with a task, great or small, Mothers can just present their Official Timeout for a reprieve from all responsibilities. While a great item to use on Mother’s Day, the Official Timeout has no expiration date and can be reused any time Mom needs some me-time.
Outstanding Achievement in Human Creation Award – On a biological level, Mothers are the genesis and building blocks for all scientific discoveries. In the argument of “Which came first, the Mother or the scientist?” Moms are the clear answer. Recognize your Mother’s advancements in the fields of biology and human sciences with this totally real and really scientific prize. Nominees receive a voucher that doubles as a custom certificate heaping deserved praise on mothers for their breakthroughs in creating human life.
The Mom-A-Phone – Groupon’s new innovation, The Mom-A-Phone, helps Moms make sure their message is heard while cutting down on avoidable punishments for neglected chores. The conical amplification system fits comfortably in front of the mouth, turning up the volume on mothers’ voices so instructions can fight through tiny ears clogged by sound-dampening ossicles, ensuring that requests will never be missed again. Moms delight in being heard, and kids feel relief after finally having direction in their lives.
On Monday, April 13, Groupon had the honor of hosting Arianna Huffington — president and editor-in-chief of one of the fastest growing media companies in the world, one of Time Magazine’s 100 most Influential People and Forbes’ Most Powerful Women, 14-time author and Pulitzer Prize winner — for an inspirational View from the Top speaking event.
Five hundred employees from Groupon’s Chicago HQ attended live and hundreds more tuned in across the globe to hear Arianna masterfully weave in witty personal and professional anecdotes, delivered in her distinctly charming Greek accent, as she discussed themes from her latest book, Thrive: The Third Metric to Redefining Success and Creating a Life of Well-being, Wisdom, and Wonder. The book suggests that while success is often based on money and power, the “third metric,” which includes well-being, wisdom, wonder and giving, has a profound affect on our work and personal lives.
Arianna offered ways to tend to this often under-appreciated metric that include getting 8 hours of sleep a night (gasp!), creating a “Thrive Tribe,” or group that supports prioritizing self care, and undergoing a “digital detox” so that you control your smartphone and inbox, not the other way around.
Nicole Janci, Senior Director GrouponLive and event moderator
Delivered to an auditorium brimming with ambitious, hard-working employees of arguably the fastest growing company in history — not to mention a technology company — Arianna’s message brought terrific insight into how to have a healthy career and personal life without sacrificing either. Check out the 2-minute video below to get a glimpse of the View from the Top event and hear reactions from Vice President of Human Resources, Nadia Rawlinson, and Senior Director of GrouponLive and event moderator, Nicole Janci.
Planning team: Senior Director GrouponLive Nicole Janci, Vice President Human Resources Nadia Rawlinson, guest speaker Arianna Huffington, Talent Development Manager Cassandra Black, Communications Manager Nicole Touma, Director Experiential Marketing Noelle Provencial, Talent Development Specialist Melissa Urban and (not pictured) Technical Recruiter Allison Didominick
Today we proudly announce the debut of Grøüber––a revolutionary new car service with feline drivers that provides people with affordable transportation to their Groupon deals. Using cars with GPS-guided red lasers we signal the correct route to the four-legged kitty captain behind the wheel to make your trip as quick and efficient as possible. And when funds are running low, Grøüber riders save more than just a whisker of cash through fares that only decrease when demand surges.
“We’ve yet to see anyone successfully tackle the transportation-for-hire market, and launching our own service made purrfect sense for Groupon because we have tens of millions of customers looking to redeem deals without having to claw their way through traffic,” said Barnicus Stapleton, feline fleet commander and director of haulage and wellness, Groupon. “And best of all, you can be assured of a peaceful ride because everyone knows that cats have complete indifference towards people.”
How does it work?
Step 1: Request a car through the Grøüber mobile app after purchasing your Groupon deal.
Step 2: Enjoy a quiet, peaceful ride while your Chauffeur-y Friend stays relentlessly focused on the laser ahead, guiding you to your chosen deal destination.
Step 3: That’s it — just thank your adorable driver and be on your way! The trip and driver gratuity are automatically paid for via your Grøüber mobile app. (Additional Catnip tips are accepted only in Colorado and Washington at this time.)
Grøüber will eventually be available in every major U.S. market, and riders can visit www.groupon.com/grouber to download the Grøüber mobile app.
We’re sure fives of people watched the Stossel thing. Had they asked, this is what we’d have said.
It’s disheartening that someone would resort to manipulating the facts to spin up a story that is 100% without merit just to discredit the mayor. Groupon was one of more than 250 companies that applied for and received a tax credit from Governor Quinn and the state of Illinois in 2011. Eric Lefkofsky was a noted supporter of Governor Quinn’s opponent, Bruce Rauner. This grant had nothing to do with politics and had everything to do with creating jobs in the state of Illinois. To allege otherwise is inappropriate and irresponsible.
In response to the overwhelming outpour of Groupon’s signature green-themed celebrations the past few days, Groupon has issued a formal announcement of appreciation to the city of Chicago. Beginning on Saturday and through today, Chicagoans painted the entire city Groupon Green — from attire and beverages to turning the Chicago River into an emerald cascade and TWO parades.
“We are both honored and humbled that Chicago, the city we call home, has come together and presented such a heartwarming gesture,” said Barnicus Stapleton, Director of Green Initiatives at Groupon. “We’ve even heard rumors that it might become an annual celebration. Really, it’s just too much. You’re embarrassing us.”
Also, to commemorate the celebration, Groupon has announced that their official company plant is now a clover.
To celebrate Valentine’s Day, we’re spotlighting the cities that take the lead for spectacular shows of affection, and offering everyone the chance to ignite the romance with 20 percent off all local deals in our Valentine’s Day collection today and tomorrow (Feb 9 – Feb 10) with code LOVE20.
Which cities in America have the cuddliest, sappiest center? To find out, we looked at the most date-worthy deal categories and found the places that love them the most.
Top City for Smooching in a Saddle: Huntsville, Ala.
In Huntsville, the top city for horseback-riding deals, adventurers take romantic trots up mountains, through the woods and into each other’s hearts
Top City for Releasing Tension Together: Charleston, S.C.
Spa days in Charleston are often as lovey-dovey as they are relaxing: this city was the number-one spot for couples massage deals (and to get the most out of a shared session, check out this handy guide)
Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
Top City for Elevating Your Relationship: Orlando, Fla.
2014 was a year of ‘firsts’ for Groupon’s Employee Volunteer Program -
Set our first official volunteering goal of 10,000 hours
Hosted our first Super-Competitive, Very Serious Employee Volunteer-a-thon
Created a curriculum around leadership and professional development for our employee volunteers
Expanded volunteering into San Francisco, Palo Alto, Seattle, New York, London and remote locations where employees live and work in addition to the great things being done in Chicago
Hosted The GroupHonors, recognizing outstanding employees and celebrating the amazing work done in our communities
Launched our partnership with VolunteerMatch
I am honored to announce that Groupon has surpassed expectations to make our greatest impact yet. Almost 2,500 employees rolled up their sleeves, volunteered and helped Groupon log a total of 14,355 hours! Employees across all departments and all offices in North America and the United Kingdom volunteered anywhere from 1 hour to 1,400 hours of their time to support the communities in which Groupon employees live, work, and play; and for that, I am immensely proud to work amongst such passionate individuals who are dedicated to making this world a better place.
From competitively assembling lunch bags to mentoring students in bubble chairs to transforming an abandoned lot into a public art gallery filled with community members making goofy faces, Groupon employees have done it all. Employees have leveraged their time, talents, and treasures over the last year to support the amazing work being done by 248 different non-profit organizations. The passion and dedication of our employee volunteers has allowed us to set the bar even higher as we enter a new year.
I am thrilled to announce yet another big, hairy, audacious goal of … drumroll please … 20,000 hours of volunteering in 2015! I cannot wait to see all of the amazing work that will be done in 2015, as Groupon employees continue to support local communities and truly make life less boring.
Alicia Koch, Program Coordinator – Employee & Community Engagement, Social Innovation at Groupon
On October 6, Groupon’s President of North America, Rich Williams, joined other #GivingTuesday leaders at The White House to discuss building momentum for the movement. We were inspired by what we heard and are excited to share our 2014 plans—our biggest commitment yet!
A founding member of #GivingTuesday—a day following Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, and Cyber Monday that’s globally dedicated to giving back during the holiday season—Groupon has promoted the movement since its 2012 inception. On Tuesday, December 2, 2014, we will continue in that spirit by launching campaigns for four nonprofit organizations, proudly promoting their work by matching subscriber donations up to $100,000. Together, these organizations are leading the way in economic development, educational funding, community engagement, and HIV/AIDS research.
Kiva: Kiva works to alleviate poverty and support self-sufficiency by connecting individual donors with entrepreneurs around the world through microlending. Since the organization was founded in 2005, Kiva lenders have funded more than $640 million in loans, and global entrepreneurs have maintained a 98.8% repayment rate. Groupon will match each $25 contribution up to $25,000 total, providing lenders with $50 to support the entrepreneur of their choice on Kiva.org.
DonorsChoose.org: DonorsChoose.org envisions a nation where children in every community have access to the tools and experiences necessary for a great education. The organization directly connects donors with teachers and classrooms in public schools across the US, allowing them to fund projects in a simple, accountable, and personal way. Groupon will match each $10 donation up to $25,000, providing users with $20 to support the classroom or educator of their choice at DonorsChoose.org.
ioby: ioby empowers individuals and communities to make positive change in their own neighborhoods by funding and leading local projects. With a name derived from the opposite of NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard), ioby empowers leaders to engage their communities and strengthen their neighborhood in their figurative—or literal—backyard. Groupon will match each $10 donation up to $25,000 total, providing users with $20 to support the local project of their choice on ioby.org.
Broadway Cares: Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS has been at the forefront of the fight against AIDS for more than two decades, raising more than $250 million to ensure that people living with HIV/AIDS and other critical illnesses have access to the medications and support they need. For this campaign–which is running in 10 countries to help push the #GivingTuesday mantra outside of the United States–, we partnered with Broadway Cares supporter and two-time Tony Award–winner Hugh Jackman. Each $10 donation will automatically enter contributors into a sweepstakes* for a chance to win a trip for two to New York City, plus VIP tickets to Broadway’s The River and a post-show meet-and-greet with the star, Hugh Jackman himself. Groupon will match all donations up to $25,000.
As an anchor institution in Chicago, Groupon will continue to lead the city’s involvement in the #GivingTuesday movement, building on the momentum established in 2012, 2013, and 2014 when we hosted #GivingTuesday meetings with Chicago’s top philanthropic leaders. This year, in collaboration with Donors Forum, a leading membership association for philanthropy and nonprofits, Groupon will also help promote #ILGiveBig, a statewide initiative to raise $12 million from 100,000 total donors in one day. Groupon encouraged Chicagoland companies to get on board with this initiative on December 2 and is promoting #ILGiveBig to the Chicago market.
Groupon is committed to pushing the #GivingTuesday message, and we hope you’ll join us this holiday season. While checking Groupon first for the perfect gifts for friends and loved ones, join us in giving back starting on #GivingTuesday, December 2!
For the sixth straight year Groupon is open all 24 hours on Thanksgiving Day
Groupon is announcing that, for the sixth consecutive year, it’s remaining open for holiday shopping the entire day of Thanksgiving.
“As I mentioned last year, I’m not quite sure what’s different here,” said Groupon spokesperson, Barnicus Stapleton, Groupon’s Director of General Productivity. “Yes, this will be the sixth year running that we stay open the whole day — though we’re a website, so technically we do this every day.”
By being open on Thanksgiving Day, and also every other day of the year, Groupon hopes to inspire its customers to check Groupon first for great gift ideas instead of climbing in a car and driving to a crowded store full of people they don’t even know, especially if it’s starting to get kind of cold outside.
Groupon’s extensive internal data indicates that families that do their shopping from the couch — free of lines and that one guy from your daughter’s school who is always ahead of you in line and who you hate — save more than just dollars; they also save on tantrums, potential frostbite and/or sunstroke and the occasional trampling.
“Seriously, you people call me every year, and I keep telling you that nothing’s changed,” added Stapleton. “Completely shutting down the website and mobile apps for just one day would be an enormous undertaking and terrible for pretty much everyone involved.”
Groupon Customers can find thousands of great holiday deals on everything from the hottest toys, high-end apparel and great local experiences in the Groupon Holiday Shop.