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CYBER MONDAY 2017 SURVIVAL GUIDE

BY: Joseph R | Dec 11, 2018

CyberMondayGrouponCoupons </begin CYBER transmission> HELO. WE ARE TRANSMITTING TO YOU FROM CYBER-SPACE, HEADQUARTERS OF CYBER-MONDAY. THE CYBER-HUMANS AT GROUPON.COM HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO ASSEMBLE A CYBER-MONDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE (MUCH LIKE THEIR BLACK FRIDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE) FOR YOUR SHOPPING QUESTS WHEN YOU CYBER-CAMP OUT THIS CYBER-MONDAY. IF YOU ARE READY TO CYBER-SHOP, PLEASE ENTER YOUR A/S/L TO CONTINUE TO SAVINGS AND CHECK OUT THESE ITEMS ON OUR GUIDE:

  1. lightsaber (For fighting shopping adversaries On CYBER Monday! Plus, Star Wars comes out in like a month, dude!)
  2. A good scarf from EXPRESS (for your warmth!)
  3. Your preferred winter jacket from Kohl's (for your warmth, again!)
  4. A robot arm (I mean...who wouldn't want a robot arm??)
  5. This chair from Bass Pro Shop (for your butt, while you CYBER-shop!)
  6. The Terminator movies (TO BEGIN THE CYBER REVOLUTION)
  7. Winter boots (for kicking down doors TO SAVINGS!)
  8. Kindle (for your eyeballs! to beat boredom!)
ENJOY YOUR CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING, AND MAKE SURE TO CHECK GROUPON COUPONS FOR ALL THE BEST DEALS ALL DAY! </end CYBER transmission>