Flowers—like synchronized swimming and frantically waving two on-fire oven mitts in the sky—express emotions that words cannot. Convey the unconveyable with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of floral arrangements and gifts from 1 800 Flowers Jacksonville, valid at both locations on Baymeadows Road and Hodges Boulevard and for delivery anywhere within the metro Jacksonville service area.

The husband-and-wife owners of 1 800 Flowers Jacksonville—also known as Southern Petals—fashion arrangements of fresh flowers and inimitable gifts. Ensconced in a red glass vase, the Autumn Sophistication bouquet ($49.99) bursts with sunflowers, roses, poms, and dried oak leaves, stylishly transporting fall to coffee tables. Moving beyond blooms, the Bumble Bee Mylar Bundle ($39.99) whisks balloon greetings to loved ones, and the grinning plush monkey in the Sweet Sentiments arrangement ($39.99) makes a swoon-worthy impression by a clutching a red rose, a chocolate bar, and its own worn copy of "How to Win Friends and Influence People."

Bequeath a colorful Bucket of Birthday Wishes ($39.99) to celebrants of any age, or lasso sunbeams in flower form with the Pitcher of Sunshine ($44.99). Delivery costs are not included in arrangement prices, but the Groupon value may be used toward delivery by swift flower-fetchers or a trained team of monarch butterflies.